Classiclol from June 2015
KittyRoo bringed this lil guy home to adoptify… an tehn teh foster famblee said, “Noooo!!!! We cannawt live wifout him! Plz we can haz him back? We lubs him!!!!” oar wurds to that effect, so him went home tu himz failed foster home. 
KittyRoo sed last thyme: Little kitteh-boi wuz cawled Sketchy cus hims foster-momma thot he waz so tinee he wuz just a sketch uv a cat. He was a very very sweet littlol kitten,and hims lubbed Steve. But hims foster mamma was crying and missing him tuu muchlee, and we had just gawted tu noing him, so we gibbed him back. He libs in Gernany nao wif hims hoomin-momma.
Poit Poit, Poit!!!
Congas annipuss. Hao b u tudai. Ai iz stil inn montana. Ai goes hoam on Wednesday.
Thx, noodle!
Ai be tyred but OK thx. Had a gud weekend wiv Puddy heer – hem weny bak affer ebnin meel yestidai.
Hoep u hab a smoove jernee bakk hoem awn Wenzdai.
Yup. Poit poit poit poit frum llungdoc.
What a sweet story
Yup. Dat foster mawm am fortun8 dat kittyroo iz a gud an kind cheezpeep. Ohai maryqos, haoo am fings ax da sanctuary?