Captain’s Log

Description: A hamster is in a bubble-like plastic observation capsule with a tunnel down to its cage. The capsule has shavings in it and the green transparent lid is cracked open, with the hamster peeking out. Text reads, “*beep* Captain’s Log (No cloo wot dey): Ai has landed in ah sterange lan. Deh peepuls heer verry hooge. Won of dem has taken ah suddun laiking too me. Insistedd on pooting meh in a tynee spas liek dwelling not unliek mai own back on teh muvver planet. Currantlee viewink deh neytev peepuls from teh awbzurvayshun deck. End Captain’s Log *beep*”