Caption by Cattails
Classiclol from September 2019
Description: A white cat is on top of a kitchen cabinet, one foreleg dangling downwards, as the cat looks at something below and to the right of the camera. A pink watering can is visible in the foreground, and a fire extinguisher behind it. Text reads, across the bottom, “When Molly’s hooman tries to cook…” The cat’s thought bubble reads, “I better check teh date on this fire extinguisher.”
Ai hoep u am being oberkawshus,kitteh!
B safe den sorri iz mai motti. Congas annipuss an ohai puddy_tat wen him reterns.
Thx, noodle!
Ai kno da feelin. Wen ai blackens Poblano pepperz on da stove burners, ai gotta tern on da fans. Oar elze ai setz awf da smkoey detextors..
We kids could always tell when Mom was frying burritos…she’d set the smoke alarm to screaming every time. DINNER’S READY!!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, Almund caek wif orinj frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif Mini dijitlol photo albums, sparkly ink pens, kandee, an kittehs ob the wurld stikker buks! 😀 an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song (by Kafleen the Donkey):
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Happi birfdaiz!