PhantomCat makin masks – want wun?

I gottid an emeow from PhantomCat:

I hab bin makin masks fur my friends and fur da community nursing peeps for da last week or two. I is happitail to makes da masks fur da cheezpeeps, but dunno how to offer. I iz in Ireland, so I can gits masks to da peeps in TTI quickly, anna peeps in USA an VLC inna week or two. Can u advise me how to be helpful to Cheezlandia in dis strange strange times?
Luvs anna headbonks,
PhantomCat and Kiriko

And then a secund wun:

I forgettid to be clear da masks are free to anybunny dat wants em. Not a time to be making a bizbizbizness oppurrtoonatee out uv a bad bad sitoowashun.

Safest way I can think uv fur doin this are this: if you wants a mask, plz to be sending me yur address so I can forward it over to teh lublee Kiriko’s awesome human. DO NOT POST YOUR ADDRESS HERE!

I gonna add my own thing here: if you be usin a homemade mask, that be awesome – 60-70% purrtekshun are better than nuffin. But plz to be using it right: nawt tuch yur face while waring, take off carefully tuchin only teh edges, eever toss it inna washing masheen wifakwikness or leeve it tu dry (mebbe in paper bag you then throw out) fur 4 days or so to make sure virus are dedded. I meen, hole point are that virus are in mask, not in you! Probably are other ways to cleen it. But plz to look fur reliable up-to-date sources fur info, otay? And always *always* keep washin yur hands, befoar an after handling mask and stuffs!