Ai need sum retail therapy

Photo by DMarie
Caption by Upfi
Classiclol from September 2013

Description: Amidst multiple columns of waiting shopping carts with blue handles, a single brown sparrow sits on one to look around hopefully. Text reads, “Ai need sum retail therapy, u can has credit card?”

Diffrent toaster settings

Photo by Pirate Scott via Flickr
Caption by upfi
Classiclol from January 2013

Description: Three retrievers are standing in shallow water, in a neat line, each parallel with and to the left of the tail of the one in front. All three give some impression of posing. The one in front is a warm light gold, and a little more long-furred than the other two, head high and mouth open, tail a little above horizontal. The middle one is a rich liver brown, its head and tail both more level and mouth open but not as far. The one at the back is gleaming black, its tail in a curve and its head turned to look at the golden dog at the front, mouth closed. Text reads, “Different toaster settings, nao for retrievers.”

Lubs is…

Photo source unknown (ICHC)
Caption by Upfi
Classiclol from July 2015

Description: Two little rodents (dormouses? some kind of mouse, anyway) are both clinging to the stalk of a plant that has gone to seed, facing towards us. The one on the right has closed eyes and is leaning is head on the shoulder of the other one. The one on the left has open eyes and an open mouth. Text reads, “Lubs is… going on a swing wif ur sweetheart”

I’m going out on a limb here

Photo source unknown (ICHC)
Caption by Upfi
Classiclol from June 2015

Description: It seems to be an old tree with a trunk that splits high up and that has been cropped or trained or naturally grows, so that it looks remarkably like a thin human figure with very long legs, two arms, and a head with twiggy growth on top. Text says, “I’m going out on a limb here.”

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